i hate hate hate the color orange. i hate it worse than drab military olive green. and if you knew how much i hated drab military olive green, you’d know that i really hate orange. bright, blinding, headache inducing halloween orange. a mellowed out, muted shade of it is okay, like those mango melon starburst candies. that’s calmer. but horrific, fake plastic punkin orange makes me cringe. the color is just too bright, but not sunny, too dull, but not dirt...it’s in an inbetween color state that simply looks wrong.

now somehow, i don’t hate halloween. i think it’s fine for people to get all dressed up and pretend to be things they’re not. hell, everybody already does that on a regular basis, only at halloween they get to be a little more extreme. but all those orange colored candies and toys and costumes and lights and crap that is suddenly everywhere is absolutely heinous! i swear i fucking live on motrin during the month of october. it’s amazing my eyeballs haven’t popped out of my head yet.